I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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