do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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