I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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