you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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