i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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