guys are not supposed to queef...right?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Terrible idea I love it
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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