hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
