You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
What a dumb baby whore.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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