: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
is that a dick in a sweater?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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