he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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