If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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