we have pet lesbian snakes
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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