and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
