Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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