Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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