If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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