Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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