just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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