I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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