This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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