Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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