No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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