Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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