Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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