Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We have started to decorate penises.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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