I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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