Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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