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(916): View more from California

i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.

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(941): View more from Florida

My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.

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(858): View more from California

Is she okay?

(773): View more from Illinois

She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.

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(214): View more from Texas

On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing

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