I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We left an ass print on the piano.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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