I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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