I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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