Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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