His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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