So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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