so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Watching her eat just hurts me
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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