I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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