I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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