Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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