I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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