I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
nutella sex= disaster
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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