Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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