Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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