your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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