She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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