God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.