So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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