This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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