margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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