If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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