its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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