Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
what is it with giant penises always finding me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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