used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I am naked and annoyed.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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