I smell stomach acid.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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