Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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