dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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