please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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