if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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