is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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